Funny John Christian Quotes:

"That's a doll bebe!" - When he sees a cute girl! His daddy taught him that one!

"I'm bigger! I can have a shotgun!" - Every now and then when he wakes up in the morning b/c we told him he could not have a shotgun until he was big like his cousin Michael.

"Let's go kill some deers Dad!" - That's just come out of the blue at times.

"No, it's Jesus Loves John Christian Hyleman!" - When singing him "Jesus Loves Me" he will correct you & you must sing the song this way.

"I'm stuck! I need 4 wheel drive!" When getting his truck stuck in the backyard.

"Don't worry about it." - I'm not sure about this one b/c it's new.

"I'm going commando Mom! I'm not wearing any underwear!" - This is a new favorite! If only he were potty trained!

"I don't want to use the potty! I want to poop in my diaper like a baby!" When we ask him if he needs to poop in the potty. Yes, he can say all that & still will only pee in the potty!

"Actually" & "I think" - He loves to start or end a sentence this way. Especially when he's trying to correct me on something.

"Uncle John & Chaz got needlenosed!" - When commenting on Charlie's baptism weekend.

"Do they have cheeseburgers here?" - When pulling into any drive thru! Even Eckerds.

"Mommy said, Blaaah!" - When describing to Zach that he saw me puke!

"I've got a brain freeze!" - When eating a rootbeer float

"He said!" - When asking for something for himself. ex. = "I want some icecream, he said."

"Chill Out Mom, Don't take my trains away!" - When he knew he did something wrong & was worried about the punishment.